June 2012
my retainer tastes like cold coffee
You know you're a lesbian when you look up as soon...
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chekhov:
the countdown is on until CSI: Miami makes an episode about a zombie in florida who eats a guys face off
Let’s hope the writers
don’t bite off more than they can chew
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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riseuplikeangels:
captainsupergeek:
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new bio acronym
Defy Kanon (canon) Pairs, Captain One Great Fucking Ship
Domain Kingdom Phylum Class Order Genus Family Species
spiffyrock21:
OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
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sarcasm-for-the-win:
It’s really not afraid of the lesbian label, that both these fictional characters and the real-life people behind them just don’t fear the interest or speculation about their relationship.
No. I mean, you know, it’s such a strange thing because people are always going…
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ugh. i can’t take people who use “womyn” seriously
because etymology, c’mon people
(the “man” part of “woman” means person, not male. nice going. also, it looks ridiculous.)
“Do you think Lt. Grant is sexy? You know, in a Male kind of way?”
– Maura
These types of lines really confuse me b/c then I don’t know what’s actually going on with them.
(via prettytaxi)
Gayness is going on. (via guardianrock)
yrelectricsurgeissweet:
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
For Those Who Think Kristen's Snow White Is Not...
The point of Snow White being fairer of them all is the fact that she is beautiful on the INSIDE.
You know, it’s the inside that counts? Being pretty on the outside does not make you a good person.
Stop being so superficial.
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